Dying Alone

You only need to ask anyone in an old folks home when they last saw any relatives, to know how relevant having children is to dying alone.
Of course, it's become too expensive to cover your own retirement lifestyle so it's a good idea to make sure that you have enough children to amass the cost of a reasonable quality retirement home.
Since we can also guarantee the time and date of our passing it's important to have children available for that event, because only your descendants are allowed to say goodbye.
The  number of people in the room when you stop breathing is directly proportionate to the happiness that you've experienced over the course of your life.
I'd recommend that you have as many children as possible so that each one of them can enjoy the deterioration of your organs.
Nothing is more crucial to our existence than our kids watching it end.